Tuesday, September 18, 2007

KARMA'D BIG TIME:THE EVANGELICAL RIGHT


















Who would have thought that the entire evangelical right would be karma'd big time? I mean they were the party of God, right? So who could have told that these three men would be able to fool these rightwingers so bad that they would vote these people into office not once, but twice, and that they would start a war that has already spanned five years. Now, I know how they did it, but it has always fascinated me that they got the sheepal to follow along. They drank from the Kool-Ade picture long and deep, only to find it unsweetened. Of course I don't believe that Bush was voted in at all, so I call him NOTPREZNITBUSH.

Monday, September 17, 2007

HOPED FOR KARMA:ANDERSON COOPER

For the last hour, almost without break, Anderson Cooper has been using his 360 in the bashing of O.J. Simpson. Here it is, now into the second hour of a two hour show, and this is still going on. About a half an hour ago they did the ultimate take down of a black man, Jeffrey Toobin and whatever other little black sidekick they had, agreeing that Simpson was guilty and that he was going to get whatever charges they could levy at him, and rightfully so. He was finally going to get his for the murders of his wife and her friend. Then they went on to do a break down of all the money Simpson was earning that they couldn't get at or put a dollar amount on, because, as the man said, none of it was "transparent". Next they went on to tell all the deals he was probably making under the table with his sports memorabilia, and his autograph signings, which everyone knows the athletes do. Oh, they shook O.J. upside down looking for the change in his pockets.

Now, I'm going to admit right here that I am no lover of O.J. Simpson. I don't really care about the man one way the other. He was once one of the greatest to play the game of football, and perhaps all that fame went to his head. Maybe once you taste what it's like to be famous and desired it's hard to get over. I don't really know, and it could be that he has a naturally inflated ego that's making white people scream their fool heads off about the man. They're all over the networks giving O.J. a workout, as we know that this will be the news for the next week. I may not be a fan of O.J., but I hate to see white people get together like a feeding shark frenzy and tear down black men for all the world to see, then turn their stupid asses around and pretend to care about the plight of young black boys while ripping affirmative action prograsms out from under their feet so that they can't attend college and talking about some damn ass boot straps they know we don't have. The parents of ghetto children do not have homes with equity to barrow against for the further education of their children.

It's an unfortunate thing that this has to happen, and worst yet that white folks are getting their hateration on, but they need to stop telling us how much they care, and how much they want to help all the while putting knives in our chests. Then they want to tell us when to and when not to play the race card. Katrina ring any bells, NotPresidentBush? White folks? Oh yes, and Cooper does go to Nawleans, as he tries to pronounce it, to play the reverse card, pretending to keep them honest and play white hero. Well Cooper and crew, CNN, here's hoping that you don't get karma'd for that display of yours tonight, as I understand you have much to be karm'd for should anyone decide to open some of your doors.

KARMIC BLOWBACK:WATCH OUT WHITE FOLKS!

O.K. So we all know that O.J. got arrested. Karma finally got him. But white folks, as usual, are having a field day at O.J.'s expense. Naturally. All the media outlets spent time crowing about his arrest, all speculating on whether or not he will get the time he deserved this time around because he didn't the last time around. White folks, including Nicole Simpson's family, don't think he got his just deserts during that trial, and that for the most O.J. got away with murder, literally. Now of course, the self basting turkey didn't help his cause any with the attempted take back of sports memorabilia he claimed was his. As with anything Simpson does, this was way over the top, and if he thought the people in question had stolen goods why not just report it to the police and let them take care of it? Of course, having the type of relationship with law enforcement that he has, perhaps that's understandable. You can best believe that there were all kinds of reporters making all kinds of gleeful speculations about the outcome of the Juice. But white folks be warned! The Juice has been squeezed out of such situations before and he may again, so watch out that you don't get karmic blow back!

SHOULD BE KARMA'D:DAVID VITTER














NEW ORLEANS — Louisiana Sen. David Vitter apologized again Monday to constituents and friends for his connection to an alleged prostitution ring in Washington, D.C., but said he's been to church and marriage counseling and has received forgiveness from God and his wife.

Vitter added that stories about him visiting a brothel in New Orleans "are not true."

"I want to again offer my deep, sincere apologies to all those I have let down and disappointed with these actions from my past," said the 46-year-old Republican, who lives with his wife, Wendy, and four children in a New Orleans suburb.

Since the time he first admitted to his wife about the dalliances, which he did not detail but claim took place while he was a congressman in the 1990s, Vitter said he has "gotten up every morning committed to trying to live up to the important values we believe in. If continuing to believe in and acknowledge those values causes some to attack me because of my past failings, well, so be it."

"Unfortunately, my admission has encouraged some long-time political enemies and those hoping to profit from the situation to spread falsehoods too, like those New Orleans stories in recent reporting. Those stories are not true," he said.

Of course we know now that these allegations were completely true and that Vitter, unlike Craig, wasn't karma'd enough.

KARMIC DOUBLE DOSE:O.J. SIMPSON












WASHINGTON - Las Vegas police arrested O.J. Simpson yesterday and charged the former football star with six felony counts in connection with an alleged hotel room robbery, placing Simpson in his most serious legal jeopardy since his acquittal on double murder charges in 1995.

Simpson, 60, was arrested yesterday morning, three days after two sports memorabilia dealers told police that Simpson and five other men burst into their room at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino, several of them brandishing guns, and seized various mementos, including several items autographed by the NFL Hall of Famer.

Police charged Simpson with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, and one count each of conspiracy to commit burglary and burglary with a firearm. He was booked last night in the Clark County Detention Center; a judge ordered him held without bail, police said.

At a news conference last night, police said there were no indications that Simpson was carrying a weapon during the alleged robbery, nor was there evidence of physical harm to anyone.

Simpson has repeatedly asserted his innocence in a series of interviews since Thursday, saying that no guns were involved and that he had conducted a "sting operation" to retrieve property that had been taken from him years earlier by a former sports agent.

"I'm O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I'm going to rob somebody and get away with it?" he told the Los Angeles Times in a story published yesterday. "You've got to understand, this ain't somebody going to steal somebody's drugs or something like that. This is somebody going to get his private [belongings] back. That's it. That's not robbery."

Simpson, who lives in South Florida, said he traveled to Las Vegas after an auction house owner, Thomas Riccio, told him that two collectors, Bruce Fromong and Alfred Beardsley, were there selling memorabilia belonging to him. Riccio met Simpson and several other men in the lobby of the hotel and escorted them to the room, according to Simpson's account.

Beardsley later told the celebrity news website TMZ.com that members of Simpson's party entered the room and inquired about buying the suit that Simpson wore on the day in October 1995 when a Los Angeles jury found him not guilty of the murders of his former wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman. After Simpson entered the room, Beardsley said he was directed "at gunpoint" to pack up various items that Simpson said were his.

Among the items were Simpson's Hall of Fame certificate, a picture of the former University of Southern California and Buffalo Bills running back with former FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover, family photos, and a pair of cleats used by former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Joe Montana, police said. The dealers told police the items are worth about $75,000.

However, in an interview Saturday with the Associated Press, Beardsley - who has known Simpson for about 25 years - said he wants the case dropped and that he's "on O.J.'s side."

On Saturday, Las Vegas police arrested Walter Alexander, 46, of Mesa, Ariz., for his alleged role in helping Simpson.

Police said they had recovered two handguns allegedly used in the incident, some of the alleged stolen property, and some of the clothing worn by the suspects.

Las Vegas police are seeking four other men, said Captain James Dillon, who heads the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department's robbery and homicide bureau. Lieutenant Clint Nichols of the department described the men as having "a social relationship" with Simpson, but denied reports that they were off-duty police officers.

Simpson was arrested at his room at the Palms resort and led away in handcuffs. The arrest took place "without incident," said Dillon.

He told the Associated Press on Saturday that he did not call the police to help reclaim the items because he has found the police to be unhelpful ever since the slaying of his former wife and Goldman in June 1994.

KARMA'D:SEN. LARRY CRAIG


Sen. Larry Craig(r) must really feel karma'd these days, especially after declaring former Pres. Bill Clinton to be a bad boy, a bad, bad boy, a naughty boy. Who's naughty now Sen. Craig?
















The stalls in which the sting operation took place is now a tourist attraction.

By Associated Press

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. (AP) - "Where's the bathroom?"

That's the question camera-toting tourists in Minneapolis are asking as they visit the men's room where U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, was arrested in a sex sting.

"It's become a tourist attraction," said Karen Evans, information specialist at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. "People are taking pictures."

Craig was arrested June 11 by a Minneapolis airport police officer. The Idaho Republican pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

Craig has since said his guilty plea was a mistake. His request to withdraw the guilty plea will be heard Sept. 26, just four days before he has said he will step down from his Senate seat.

Craig's arrest came to light Aug. 27, and Evans said the airport has since been giving directions to the men's room near a central food court and shopping area.

Just 15 minutes into her shift at the airport on Friday, Evans said she had been asked directions to the new tourist attraction four times. Other airport workers field the same question.

"It's by the Lottery shop, right next to the shoeshine shop," said newsstand worker Abdalla Said, adding he gets the question daily.

At the Royal Zino Shoeshine shop, the owner's grandson, Royal Zino, said he might have been working the day Craig was arrested.

"I might've actually been here. Me and my buddy were watching them doing a sting," he told the Idaho Statesman.

The newspaper published a detailed map of the airport in its Sunday edition locating the restroom, about midway between Craig's 11:51 arrival gate and 1:25 p.m. departure gate.

Zino said he gets to watch tourists now.

"People have been going inside, taking pictures of the stall, taking pictures outside the bathroom door - man, it's been crazy," he said.

On their way to Guatemala, Jon and Sally Westby of Minneapolis made a visit to the new tourist attraction.

"We had to just stop and check out the bathroom," Sally said. "In fact, it's Jon's second time - he was here last week already."

"I checked it out," Jon said. "It's the second stall from the right."

KARMA'D















This is a little section of The TerrorCheeze Blog I'll call Karma'd. By that I mean those politicians, rethugs only, who have been karma'd, that is they have all committed sins which have been found out after having claimed to be aspirants to saint hood. This list may work backwards because I'm kinda late with this section, but I hope it's fun for all.

First up in Karma'd is the late great Atty. Gen. Alberto Gonzalez, otherwise known to TerrorCheesze as Schultzie I know nothing, nothing, as in Sgt. Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. Just as Schultzie always claimed to know nothing, so did Gonzalez, who sat for weeks in front of congressional hearings on whether or not the DOJ had be politicized, saying that he didn't know anything or couldn't remember. The investigation was over the fact that nine attorney generals seemed to have been fired in a political move to make room for attorneys who were more in line with what the White House wanted, such as loyal Bushies.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

WHO'S A FREAKIN' WOMAN?

I finally had to write somewhere that white people trip me the hell on out. Once again some blogger has written a piece asking is Hillary Clinton woman enough, feminine enough, and this shit just galls me. I don't recall whether or not any one questioned the femininity of Shirley Chisholm, the first black congresswoman, or anything else about her for that matter. I was astounded and delighted when she ran, and to this day, I still am. Ms. Chisholm was an amazing woman, well educated sister, way ahead of her time. It has taken these thirty-five years for another woman to run for president, and it seems that all they can do is question the warmth of her personality and whether or not she is feminine enough. Mind you, they didn't ask that strange ass Bush if he was intelligent enough, which we all knew he wasn't, but they have the balls to ask is Hillary feminine enough, is she warm and fuzzy enough, can she bake cookies, tuck us in?

Is this crazy or what? If I find that we have elected Hillary and she's baking cookies, I'm going to call for impeachment. I'm not voting for a president based on his or hers home economic skills, whether they can tuck me in, give me a cookie, and read me a bed time story. I'm voting for the person I think best suited to put an end to the war in Iraq; address the illegals in this country, even though I might not agree with the means; I would like to see reparations put on the table; education and the broken ass no child left behind needs to be addressed; as well as the unemployment rate among blacks and low income whites. I want to know that the person I'm voting for has the ability to bring this country back to the right place, a place where there is no war; where we don't think the terrorists come from Iraq, but know they come from Pakistan and are lead by Osama bin Laden, and that we are going to go after him tooth and nail; that person knows that we created the terrorists in Iraq, there were no wmds, and we are not fighting to keep our precious freedoms as Iraq never posed a threat to us.

We never ask a man is he man enough, we just consider he has enough balls because he ran, that's all. In the case of Bush we should have been more scared than we were because this man had turned out to be an idiot. This man has taken this country where it never wanted to go and nowhere at all at the same time. This war of his has been on the national scene for the last five years, and I can't truly see whee we have accomplished anything else beyond giving all our jobs to China and India. Had Kerry become president as he should have this world would be entirely different now. Hindsight. Unfortunately, I think that this war will perhaps prevent the next president from accomplishing all that they could because of having to deal with the mess Bush will leave behind.

As for Hillary not being woman enough? White people, once blacks had been freed as slaves once painted us with a tar brush, calling us all the soul searing names they could think of. Now, they're painting Hillary with the unwomanly brush, not feminine enough. Maybe Hillary will make it where Shirley didn't, and as far as I'm concerned, Hillary is more than enough woman, and in some rarefied air.

My bad! Carol Mosely Braun ran for president in 2003. You go girl!

Oh, I did check and my response to Peggy Drexler's Where Have All the Good Girls Gone? did go up here. I am Jazzylady26.

WHAT DOES THE TWEETY BIRD KNOW?


What the hell does this fool know and why the hell is he droning on and on about who Ophra endorses as president? What does it matter to him who she endorses
as, especially since she has a viable black candidate to endorse. Am I a fan of the O? No, not particularly, but damn, this is still Amerca, as the Bush says, and we still free, ain't we? Well then, who the hell is Tweety "I loves the smell of an Aqua Velva man" Matthews to tell the O who she can and cannot endorse? It's her endorsement to give to whom ever she pleases and she gives it to Obama. Am I an Obama mama? No, but my reasons for not being one are simple. It's just a matter of experience. I just wish the man had stayed in the senate a while longer, gotten more experience than he currently has. Otherewise he would have my vote in a minute. As for Chris Matthews, he is nothing more than another fool white male pundit, outraged that a black woman had the nerve, the gall, to throw her support behind, hush your mouth, a black man! I mean, how dare she, hush your mouth, throw her fame and support behind a black man! I hate to reiterate, Tweety, this is still a free country, and blacks have the right to give their support to any candidate they wish, from a lowly blogger such as Terrorcheeze, to one on high, such as Ophra Winfrey. When it is not a free country anymore, such as the Bush tried to make it, then I'm sure you will be the first to run through the streets shouting, "Ya'll not free no more Negroes, back to the plantation, dammit!"