Tuesday, October 30, 2007

THE EVIL THAT IS: MIKE HUCKABEE


Editor's note, Sept. 1, 2005: Wayne Dumond, convicted of rape in Arkansas and murder in Missouri, died of apparent natural causes in prison Tuesday.

The occasion prompts us to republish Murray Waas' prize-winning article for the Arkansas Times in 2002 about the extraordinary steps Gov. Mike Huckabee took to help win Dumond's freedom. He has since blamed others for Dumond's release to kill again, but his actions over many years demonstrated his support for Dumond and, ultimately, the instrumental role he played in the parole board's decision to free him.




Special handling

How the Huckabee administration worked to free rapist Wayne Dumond.


By Murray S. Waas

“I signed the [parole] papers because the governor wanted Dumond paroled. I was thinking the governor was working for the best interests of the state.”
—Ermer Pondexter, ex-member of the board of pardons and paroles


New sources, including an advisor to Gov. Mike Huckabee, have told the Arkansas Times that Huckabee and a senior member of his staff exerted behind-the-scenes influence to bring about the parole of rapist Wayne Dumond, who Missouri authorities say raped and killed a woman there shortly after his parole.

Huckabee has denied a role in Dumond’s release, which has become an issue in his race for re-election against Democrat Jimmie Lou Fisher. Fisher says Huckabee’s advocacy of Dumond’s freedom, plus other acts of executive clemency, exhibit poor judgment. In response, Huckabee has shifted responsibility for Dumond’s release to others, claiming former Gov. Jim Guy Tucker made Dumond eligible for parole and saying the Post Prison Transfer Board made the decision on its own to free Dumond.

But the Times’ new reporting shows the extent to which Huckabee and a key aide were involved in the process to win Dumond’s release. It was a process marked by deviation from accepted parole practice and direct personal lobbying by the governor, in an apparently illegal and unrecorded closed-door meeting with the parole board (the informal name by which the Post Prison Transfer Board is known).

After Huckabee told the board, in executive session, that he believed Dumond got a “raw deal,” according to a board member who was there, and supported his release, board chairman Leroy Brownlee personally paved the way for Dumond’s release, according to board records and former members. During that time — from December 1996 to January 1997 — Brownlee regularly consulted with Butch Reeves, the governor’s prison liaison, on the status of his efforts, two state officials have told the Times.

The governor, his office and spokesman Rex Nelson were repeatedly contacted for a response to this article, but none was forthcoming. Brownlee also did not respond to phone calls, but the Post Prison Transfer Board responded in writing.

The Times has also learned that:
• Ermer Pondexter, a former member of the Post Prison Transfer Board, says she was persuaded by the parole board chairman Brownlee to vote for Dumond’s release and because she knew the governor supported it.

• The board did not allow its recording secretary to attend a closed session with the governor regarding Dumond, nor was the session taped, a departure from custom.

• Board chair Brownlee [2005 note: Brownless has since been reappointed to the Board by Huckabee] personally interviewed Dumond in prison and set in motion the reconsideration of the board’s August 1996 vote to refuse Dumond parole. Normally, inmates must wait a year after a decision for a new hearing. Thanks to Brownlee’s efforts, Dumond was granted a new parole hearing Jan. 16, 1997, just six weeks after his request for reconsideration. This time, the board voted to parole. Brownlee later was reappointed to the board by Huckabee.

• Dumond was transferred to the Tucker unit in December 1996, after his request for rehearing. Had he stayed at Varner, he could not have been scheduled for a new hearing before Jan. 20, 1997, Huckabee’s deadline to act on his announcement that he was considering commuting Dumond’s sentence. His transfer — which the Department of Corrections has explained in conflicting ways — allowed him to get on the Tucker hearing schedule, which let the board parole Dumond before Huckabee’s deadline — and thus take the heat for his release.

When the board paroled Dumond in January 1997, he had been in prison since 1985 for the rape of Ashley Stevens, a Forrest City high school student.
The board made Dumond’s parole conditional upon his moving out of state, but initially authorities in Florida, Texas, and other states declined to allow him to move there. Dumond was finally released in October 1999, when he moved to DeWitt to live with his stepmother.
In August 2000, Dumond moved to Smithville, Mo., a rural community outside Kansas City. He had married a woman from the community who was active in a church group that had visited Dumond in prison and believed him to be innocent.

Only six weeks after Dumond moved to Missouri, Carol Sue Shields, of Parkville, Mo., was found murdered in a friend’s home. She had been sexually assaulted and suffocated.
In late June 2001, Missouri authorities charged Dumond with the first-degree murder of Shields. The Clay County, Mo., prosecutor’s office asserted that skin found under Shield’s fingernails, the result of an apparent struggle with her murderer, contained DNA that matched Dumond’s.

Missouri authorities also say that Dumond is the leading suspect in the rape and murder of a second woman, Sara Andrasek, of Platte County, Mo., though he has not yet been charged with that crime.

Andrasek was 23. Like Shields, Andrasek had her brassiere cut from her body; Dumond cut Stevens’ bra off before he raped her.

“It’s as if he wanted to leave us his calling card,” a Missouri law enforcement officer said.

Four former parole board members have spoken at length to a Times reporter about the Dumond parole. Three of those board members — Ermer Pondexter, Dr. Charles Chastain and Deborah Springer Suttlar — spoke for the record. The fourth only agreed to share his recollections if he were allowed to speak anonymously.

A senior state employee who served as an advisor to Huckabee on the Dumond case also spoke on the condition that he be granted anonymity. He provided a detailed account that has been largely corroborated by former and current members of the Post Prison Transfer Board, other Arkansas state officials, court records, Arkansas State Police files, and previously confidential records of the parole board.

Speaking publicly for the first time, Pondexter told the Times that she voted for Dumond’s release from prison because board chairman Brownlee, asked her to vote that way.

“The reason that I voted as I did was because Mr. Brownlee specifically asked me to vote for the parole,” Pondexter said. “I thought that Mr. Brownlee was acting on behalf of the governor, and I was trying to support the chairman of the board, and I was trying to support the governor ...
“I signed the [parole] papers because the governor wanted Dumond paroled. I was thinking the governor was working for the best interests of the state. So I signed it.”

Pondexter said that she was unsure as to whether Brownlee had specifically mentioned Huckabee’s position while soliciting her vote for Dumond’s parole.

Suttlar, who came forward publicly after Dumond’s arrest for the Missouri murder, said Pondexter had told her at the time about Brownlee’s solicitation of her vote.

“Ermer told me that the chairman had asked her to vote a certain way, and that she went along with the chairman’s request ... and that she understood that Mr. Brownlee had wanted her to vote that way because the governor backed this, and wanted to get it done.”

Pondexter had been appointed to the board by then-Gov. Bill Clinton, and was reappointed to a second term by Jim Guy Tucker. Associates says she’s a woman of deep principle, not readily dismissed as a partisan. Many of them know Pondexter — who in 1964 in Miller County led an effort to integrate a swimming lake that resulted in shootings of three black men and Pondexter’s jailing — as someone whose focus has been on civil rights issues, not partisan politics.

Pondexter was initially reluctant to speak with the Times, saying she feared friends of the governor might impair her career. She eventually was persuaded to give her account.

Said another former board member: “Anybody has to be really careful in a situation like this. This is a small state, and the governor or his supporters can make life uncomfortable not only for someone with a career in public life, but also in private business.”

A more outspoken former member of the board has been Suttlar, who was appointed to the board by then-Gov. Jim Guy Tucker, and who had previously been an aide to Tucker.

“For Governor Huckabee to say that he had no influence with the board is something that he knows to be untrue. He came before the board and made his views known that [Dumond] should have been paroled ... “

Suttlar noted that just prior to Huckabee’s appearance before the board the board had voted 4-1 against Dumond’s parole. After Huckabee’s board appearance, her colleagues largely reversed themselves, voting 4-1 for Dumond’s release.

“Why did all the votes change?” Suttlar asked. The board members knew the governor’s position. And Huckabee knows what influence a governor has over a board. Who’s going to turn down a governor?”

A board member, who only agreed to speak on condition of anonymity, said, “We are not talking rocket science here. The board jobs are known to some degree [to be] political patronage, and they’re not the most difficult jobs for the pay.” Board members currently earn more than $70,000 a year.

“And then there’s the most obvious: If the governor likes you, you might get to keep your job.” One board who voted for Dumond, Railey Steele, was reappointed shortly before his vote. Brownlee was reappointed by Huckabee this year.

On Aug. 29, 1996, the parole board denied Dumond parole on a 4-1 vote. Dr. Charles Chastain voted for parole; August Pieroni, Railey Steele, Fred Allen and Suttlar voted against. Brownlee didn’t vote. (Chastain’s vote was part of a board custom of giving inmates one positive vote as an encouragement for good behavior.)

On Sept. 10, 1996, the board took another vote, going 5-0 against recommending executive clemency and 5-0 against recommending an executive pardon. The no votes were cast by Steele, Brownlee, Pieroni, Suttlar and Fred Allen.

On Sept. 20, Gov. Huckabee announced his intention to commute Wayne Dumond’s sentence to time served.

The governor and his staff were unprepared for the public outcry that followed his announcement that he was likely to free Dumond.

Under state law, the governor had to wait at least 30 days — but not more than 120 — after his Sept. 20 clemency announcement to allow the public, legislators, prosecutors, and other interested parties to present their views before he made a final decision. Huckabee was required to make a decision before Jan. 20, 1997. As it turned out, the board voted four days before the deadline to parole Dumond, sparing Huckabee from the decision.

Twenty women members of the state House of Representatives denounced the idea. A number of career and elected law enforcement officials — some privately, others publicly — announced that they opposed any commutation or pardon.
Huckabee’s announcement led to renewed interest by the media as well.

“It wasn’t so much that this had turned into a full-fledged firestorm for us,” said the state official who advised Huckabee. “It was thought of more in terms of the potential to be a firestorm for us.”

Huckabee was then new to his job — he’d been in office only a couple of months — and was fearful of his first stumble, the official said.

In an effort to stem the political fallout, Huckabee and his staff agreed to meet for the first time with Dumond’s victim, Ashley Stevens, her family, and Fletcher Long, the prosecuting attorney who sent Dumond to prison. In interviews, both Walter “Stevie” Stevens, Ashley’s father, and Long both said they came away frustrated that Huckabee knew so few specifics about the case.

“He [Huckabee] kept insisting that there was DNA evidence that has since exonerated Dumond, when that very much wasn’t the case,” recalled Long. “No matter that that wasn’t true … we couldn’t seem to say or do anything to disabuse him of that notion.”

In fact, there had never been any DNA testing in the Ashley Stevens case.

The state official who advised Huckabee on the Dumond case confirmed that the governor knew very little about Ashley Stevens’ case:

“I don’t believe that he had access to, or read, the law enforcement records or parole commission’s files — even by then,” the official said. “He already seemed to have made up his mind, and his knowledge of the case appeared to be limited to a large degree as to what people had told him, what Jay Cole had told him, and what he had read in the New York Post.”

Jay Cole, like Huckabee, is a Baptist minister, pastor for the Mission Fellowship Bible Church in Fayetteville and a close friend of the governor and his wife. On the ultra-conservative radio program he hosts, Cole has championed the cause of Wayne Dumond for more than a decade.

Cole has repeatedly claimed that Dumond’s various travails are the result of Ashley Stevens’ distant relationship to Bill Clinton.

The governor was also apparently relying on information he got from Steve Dunleavy, first as a correspondent for the tabloid television show “A Current Affair” and later as a columnist for the New York Post.

Much of what Dunleavy has written about the Dumond saga has been either unverified or is demonstrably untrue. Dunleavy has all but accused Ashley Stevens of having fabricated her rape, derisively referring to her in one column as a “so-called victim,” and brusquely asserting in another, “That rape never happened.”

The columnist wrote that Dumond was a “Vietnam veteran with no record” when in fact he did have a criminal record. He claimed there existed DNA evidence by “one of the most respected DNA experts in the country” to exonerate Dumond, even though there was no such evidence. He wrote that Bill Clinton had personally intervened to keep Dumond in prison, even though Clinton had recused himself in 1990 from any involvement in the case because of his distant relationship with Stevens.

“The problem with the governor is that he listens to Jay Cole and reads Steve Dunleavy and believes them ... without doing other substantative work,” the state official said.

Had Huckabee examined in detail the parole board’s files regarding Dumond, he would have known Dumond had compiled a lengthy criminal resume.

In 1972, Dumond was arrested in the beating death of a man in Oklahoma. Dumond was not charged in that case after agreeing to testify for the prosecution against two others. But he admitted on the witness stand that he was among those who struck the murder victim with a claw hammer.

In 1973, Dumond was arrested and placed on probation for five years for admitting in Oregon to molesting a teen-age girl in the parking lot of a shopping center.

Three years later, according to Arkansas State Police records, Dumond admitted to raping an Arkansas woman. (Dumond later repudiated the confession, saying he was coerced by police.) Dumond was never formally charged in that case; the woman, saying she feared for her life, did not press charges. (See sidebar.)

The meeting Huckabee had with Ashley Stevens and her family only made matters worse for the governor, energizing Stevens and her family to tell their story to anybody who would listen.

Huckabee “ let us know that he was set on his course, which was to set Dumond free,” Long said.
Ashley Stevens says she told the governor: “This is how close I was to Wayne Dumond. I will never forget his face. And now I don’t want you ever to forget my face.”

Huckabee’s deadline to act on Dumond’s commutation was Jan. 20, 1997. Four days earlier, the parole board freed Dumond instead.

What happened to prompt the turn of events?
According to the state official who advised Huckabee, the governor found a way to achieve his goal to release Dumond, but with some political cover provided by the parole board.

“It would not have necessarily been a vote for parole,” the official said. “I think we would have been grateful for even a close vote.” At the end of the entire process, he says, “we never thought we could extract from the board what we ended up with.”

On Oct. 31, 1996, Huckabee met with the parole board. Huckabee has categorically denied that he supported the Dumond parole during the closed portion of the meeting, but four current and former board members tell the Times that Huckabee in fact did so.

The minutes of the Oct. 31, 1996, open meeting provide no detail as to what transpired.
The minutes simply state: “Governor Mike Huckabee and the board went into executive session. The board appreciates the governor meeting with them to discuss his and other concerns regarding criminal justice and rehabilitation and sharing his viewpoints on other issues.”

Present at the meeting were Brownlee, Chastain, Allen, Pieroni and Suttlar.

Chastain, Suttlar and two other board members who spoke on the condition of anonymity said that Huckabee made it known that he favored a commutation of Dumond’s sentence.

All four also said it was when Huckabee brought up the subject that the chairman, Brownlee, closed the meeting to the press.

They further contradicted Huckabee’s later claims that it was Chastain and not Huckabee who first raised the Dumond issue.

“It was thought to be a routine meeting,” Chastain recalled. “Huckabee said, ‘There is this one case I want to talk to you about.’ ”

Brownlee then had the board go into executive session, Chastain said. “The governor commented that Wayne Dumond had received, from his perspective, a raw deal, that he was someone from the wrong side of the tracks ... and that he had received what he thought was too long a sentence for that type of crime.”

Suttlar also said Brownlee closed the meeting after Huckabee raised the Dumond case.

Huckabee and his spokesman Rex Nelson have also claimed that any mention of the Dumond matter at the October meeting was fleeting, but Chastain and other board members dispute that. They say the remarks were substantive.

Chastain provided the following account of an exchange with Huckabee.

“The governor felt strongly that Dumond had gotten a raw deal,” Chastain recalled. “He said the sentence was awfully excessive for what he did. “I said, ‘Governor, well that happens. When you rape a cheerleader in a small town like that, that’s what is going to happen.’ He responded, ‘Most people don’t get a life sentence plus 20 years.’ I pointed out that his sentence had already been reduced to 39 1/2 years and said, ‘That’s not really out of line at all.’

Most of the other board members remained silent, as he and the governor argued over the issue. “I got the impression that no one wanted to argue with the governor,” Chastain said.

Suttlar, Chastain, Pondexter and a fourth board member also question the propriety of the board going into a closed-door session to discuss the issue.

“The board is supposed to be autonomous,” Suttlar asserted. “Whenever we all come together, the public is supposed to be notified by law. And we should have never been in executive session with a governor about anything.”

The board’s executive session appears to have been a violation of the state’s Freedom of Information Act, which says state boards may meet privately only for the “specific purpose of considering employment, appointment, promotion, demotion, disciplining or resignation of any public officer or employee.”

Says another board member: “Some of us were taken aback when the chairman took us into executive session. ... He should have known better than to do that, and presumably most of us knew better as well ... you can’t do that. The only reason a state board can ever go into executive session is to discuss personnel matters.”

In response to questions from the Times regarding whether the board violated the FOIA by meeting in executive session, the board provided this written response:

“It was a new governor meeting with a board he had not appointed. At no time was this meeting meant to circumvent the state’s FOIA laws.”

Rex Nelson, the governor’s spokesman, has said that the meeting might have in fact contravened the FOIA, but said it was the chairman’s decision to have the board meet in executive session, and the governor was not familiar enough with the statute to object.

Suttlar told the Times that she and other board members did not object to Brownlee taking the board into executive session, and covered for the chairman as well, because they were, for the most part, friends with him, and did not want to embarrass him.

“And so when the press called and wanted to know why Mr. Brownlee wanted to go into executive session, we said we didn’t know why,” Suttlar said. “We couldn’t answer that question. What were we going to say? That he was protecting the governor? That’s exactly what it was. The governor started talking about Dumond, so Mr. Brownlee knew that was inappropriate and he went into executive session in order to allow the governor to speak without the press being there.”

Despite the fact that the meeting was closed, there still should have been a record of it, four former board members and a former staffer say. They say that Sharon Hansberry, the board’s office administrator, ordinarily attends the meeting and takes notes. It was also a common practice around that time, they say, for her to tape record the meetings as well, even though the tapes were often destroyed once the minutes were formalized.

Former members of the board say that Hansberry was asked to leave the room when the board went into executive session. A spokesman for the board says that there is no record of what occurred in the executive session — no tape recording of the executive session, or notes, or minutes.

Board chairman Leroy Brownlee then took a series of additional highly unusual steps that would allow Wayne Dumond to gain his freedom.

On Nov. 29, 1996, Dumond sent a request for reconsideration to the board, board records show. The request was received Dec. 2 at its offices. Ordinarily, inmates have to wait a full year from their last hearing to go before the board again. In Dumond’s case, his next hearing would have been scheduled for Aug. 29, 1997.

For an inmate to obtain a new board hearing under such circumstances, at least one board member must approve his request for reconsideration. If the petition request is approved by the first board member who reads it, a hearing is then usually scheduled, and there is no further vote.

If, however, the petition request is disapproved by the first board member who reads it, then it is passed around to other board members who vote, until a majority of board members either supports or disapproves of reconsideration.

Leroy Brownlee was the first person to review Dumond’s request, a board spokesman said. Brownlee made the decision approving the petition for reconsideration by himself, the spokesperson added. Because he had approved Dumond’s request, no other members of the board were provided with a copy to review for themselves. There is no written record in the parole board’s files, however, as ordinarily there should be, showing that Brownlee or any other board member approved Dumond’s petition for reconsideration.

The board has told the Times it’s possible such a document has been lost in the past five years, when the Dumond file has been examined many times. “It is possible that the document has been misplaced, if it ever existed.”

Brownlee continued to take a personal interest in Dumond’s case, according to previously undisclosed parole board records, and former and current board members.

On Jan. 9, 1997, Brownlee personally interviewed Dumond at the Tucker prison unit. Brownlee then recommended to the full board that Dumond be paroled, on the condition that Dumond leave Arkansas.

Three former and current members of the board say Brownlee has rarely conducted an inmate interview in preparation for a full board review. But a spokesman for the board said that although it’s rare today for Brownlee to conduct inmate interviews, it was not in 1997, because the board had fewer full-time members than it does today.
Brownlee’s interview and his recommendation to parole Dumond paved the way for the full board to hold a hearing Jan. 16.

The timing of the board’s action could have not been better for the governor. Had the board not acted on Jan. 16, Huckabee would have had to announce his own decision on Dumond Jan. 20.

Another move made the Dumond parole hearing possible.

On Dec. 19, 1996, Dumond was transferred from the Varner prison unit to the Tucker unit. Had he stayed at Varner, Dumond would not have been interviewed by Brownlee on Jan. 9, nor would he have had his parole reconsidered by the full board on Jan. 16. That’s because the board only considers paroles for inmates from certain prisons during particular sessions.

Had Dumond stayed at Varner, he would not have been eligible for a parole hearing before the board until long after Gov. Huckabee’s Jan. 20 deadline. Asked whether the parole board would have considered Dumond’s parole on Jan. 16 had he still been at Varner instead of Tucker, a spokesperson provided the Times with this written response: “While the PPTB members do not know what inmates will be seen at any hearings/screenings, the PPTB members do not know what inmates will be seen at any given unit at any given time.”

Department of Corrections officials insist that it was pure serendipity for Huckabee that Dumond was transferred from Varner to Tucker. “Wayne Dumond was moved for institutional reasons,” says Department of Corrections spokesperson Dina Tyler. “We move inmates day and night — based on conditions, needs, jobs, and other reasons. Wayne Dumond was a routine movement.”

George Brewer, an administrator with Corrections who handled the logistics of Dumond’s transfer, told the Times that he made the transfer after being told to by the warden of Varner:

“It was at the request of the warden,” Brewer said in an interview. “Dumond was one of a bunch of clerks who had become a clique. As clerks, they had access to files about inmates and other things going on around the prison ... If two or three start working together, they can use the information they have to manipulate the system.”

Brewer said the Varner warden Rick Toney told him: “I’ve got to bust up the clique. I’ve got to bust up my clerks. Dumond’s one of them.” Brewer says he then transferred Dumond to the Tucker unit. Toney declined to be interviewed for this article.

This new explanation for Dumond’s transfer differs substantially from reasons given in the past. In January 1997, State Corrections Director Larry Norris wrote to state House Speaker Bobby Hogue of Jonesboro denying that the transfer was made to allow the board to expedite a parole hearing. Norris asserted that Dumond was moved for security concerns, “including allegations made by inmate Dumond about his personal safety.”

The Memphis Commercial Appeal reported around that time that unnamed corrections officials told the newspaper Dumond’s transfer was the result of a routine request from Dumond so that he could change prison jobs. Dumond was said to have wanted to take a job working in a factory constructing buses at Tucker.

The parole board denied to the Times that Brownlee or any other member of the board was involved in bringing about Dumond’s transfer to Tucker. In a written statement, a spokesman said: “The PPTB does not have the authority to effect the transfer of any inmate within the Arkansas Department of Corrections.”

However, in the two weeks just prior to Dumond’s Jan. 16 parole hearing, Brownlee had at least three telephone conversations with Butch Reeves, the governor’s liaison for Corrections, according to the advisor to Huckabee and a second state employee.

During those discussions, the advisor says, Brownlee expressed frustration that the hearing was likely to be delayed because Dumond was incarcerated at Varner.

In response to questions by the Times regarding those three conversations, a spokesperson for the parole board said: “Communication between Butch Reeves and Chairman Brownlee was frequent during that time span. However, it is impossible to remember the content of any conversation that took place five years ago.”

The same sources say that Brownlee and Reeves discussed the Dumond matter on numerous other occasions during the months preceding Dumond’s parole hearing, although one source said that Reeves simply listened to what Brownlee had to tell him, and passed it on to the governor.

A spokesperson for the board confirmed those numerous contacts, saying they “were simply a matter of routine business.” But she refused to confirm or deny whether Dumond was discussed: “The topics of those conversations have long been forgotten in the ensuing years.”

Reeves did not respond to repeated telephone calls seeking his comment for this story.

For its part, the governor’s office has repeatedly denied a role in Dumond’s transfer from the Varner to Tucker units.

But one state official says that it had “become virtually a routine constituent service” for Huckabee’s office to request inmate transfers on behalf of the families of inmates. The same source says: “If a warden gets a call from the governor’s mansion, they’re just not going to think there is anything untoward ... and try and accommodate it.”

Even George Brewer, the corrections official who personally handled the Dumond transfer — who says that the warden of Varner asked him to transfer Dumond for a routine reason — says the governor’s office, either by direct request or by forwarding family member requests, seeks inmate transfers at least once a week. Says Brewer: “They’re usually routine referrals, like ‘I got a momma calling me. She’s real upset that they’re not moving her son.’ That type of thing.”

Voting Jan. 16 to parole Dumond were Brownlee, Steele, Allen and Pondexter. Chastain voted against parole. Suttlar and Pieroni, who had voted against Dumond’s parole the previous August, abstained.

Railey Steele’s vote surprised many board members. Steele had been one of the most hard-line board members, rejecting parole more often than most of his fellow commissioners, and at times openly dismissive of members Chastain, Pondexter, and Suttlar, who were seen as more sympathetic.

Says Chastain: “It was kind of a role reversal for [Steele and me]. He always thought that I was much too lenient ... and for that reason, often times had little use for me.”

Steele, who died in October 2000, had been a mayor of Gentry, a Benton County judge from 1975 to 1979 and served two terms in the state legislature from 1991 to 1995.

Though Steele later denied his vote was political, one former board member said Railey “almost approached the job as if he were still a legislator. That was his background. But that’s not how we’re supposed to serve. We’re supposed to set aside politics, because we make decisions regarding the legal system and public safety.

“Railey took calls from state legislators. He took calls from influential people in the community. He continued acting as the pol that he had been most of his career.”

Just three days before the vote, Huckabee reappointed Steele — named to the board by Huckabee’s Democratic predecessor Jim Guy Tucker — to the parole board. The move raised eyebrows at the time, since governors usually appoint friends and political allies to the board. Huckabee also reappointed Brownlee, who once served as secretary of the state Democratic Party, on Feb. 28, 2002, to another seven-year term.

Though he’s distancing himself from the accused murderer today, the record has long been clear that Huckabee was an advocate of Dumond’s freedom.

On the day of the vote, Huckabee released a statement in support of the board’s action: “I concur with the board’s action and hope the lives of all those involved can move forward. The action of the board accomplishes what I sought to do in considering an earlier request for commutation ...

“In light of the action of the board, my original intent to commute the sentence to time served is no longer relevant.”

Huckabee’s office then released a letter to Dumond denying his application for a pardon.

“Dear Wayne,” Huckabee wrote, “I have reviewed your applications for executive clemency, specifically a commutation and/or pardon. ... My desire is that you be released from prison. I feel now that parole is the best way for your reintegration into society. ... Therefore, after careful consideration ... I have denied your applications.”

Huckabee was able to achieve what he wanted to do in the first place: Release Dumond from prison with no apparent political cost to the governor. The public was told that Dumond was paroled solely due to an autonomous decision by the Post Prison Transfer Board.

Later in January 1996, Brownlee denied that the governor had interfered with the vote and told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, “This was the first time that Dumond had ever submitted a solid release plan.” He had told the Memphis Commercial-Appeal the same thing.

In fact, according to a spokesman for the parole board, Dumond had submitted a parole plan in August 1994, January 1995, and August 1995. The August 1994 and August 1995 plans include a request to move to Texas. Dumond did not submit any additional materials in support of his parole application between Aug. 29, 1996, when he was turned down for parole, and the board vote of Jan. 16, 1997.

A spokesperson for the parole board noted that “it is possible letters of protest or of support were received during that time span, but no support documentation was submitted by Mr. Dumond.”

Murray Waas is an investigative reporter who has been a winner of the Goldsmith Prize and a 1993 finalist for the Pulitzer Prize. He was assisted in the reporting of this article by Bryan Keefer.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

Apparently, Richard Roberts is having a great deal of trouble interpreting God and what God wants him to do concerning his ministries. He seems to have heard God telling him to this one out for a while though.

Roberts takes leave as ORU president amid lawsuit scandal

(CNN) -- Richard Roberts said he will step aside temporarily as president of Oral Roberts University as the school fights a wrongful termination lawsuit by three former professors who accuse Roberts and his wife of misconduct.

"Today, I have asked the Board of Regents of Oral Roberts University to grant me a temporary leave of absence until such time as these matters can be resolved," Roberts said in a written statement Wednesday. "I have prayed about it, and feel that it is in the best interest of my family and the university."

The lawsuit, filed earlier this month, was amended recently to accuse the school of giving a "convicted sexual deviant unrestricted access to students" and of shredding evidence three days after the suit was first filed. The suit contends that the professors lost their jobs after reporting information indicating that Roberts and his family lavishly spent school money for personal expenses.

Roberts has denied the allegations. (Posted 1:37 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

WHITE PEOPLE, A MOMENT PLEASE?

I have something to tell you that you don't seem to either know or want to accept. The following people are dead; Princess Diana, Ronnie Raygun, music thief Elvis Presley.

































Why do you continually romance the stone, huh? These peeps been dead so long now ain't nothin' to love on any more, so why do you persist with the stone worship? Every time I turn around some of these dead people up in my face 'bout somethin', and they dead! Do y'all hear dead people? What are they saying to you? Is there a party down there? Do they want you to join them? Whaaaaaat? But you know, maybe it's not such a bad thing after all, because at least one person is now happy that some other dead folks have taken their place in the scheme of things so that they can now get some peace at last. Maybe now she's getting the peace in death she never had in life. RIP Marilyn.

PLAY WITH YOUR OWN DAMN TAIL!

OK. I came across this crazy device while looking up information on the teacher who did a innocuous video of some sort for which she was suspended. All of a sudden I see this ad for the Kegel Master. Kegel exercises are what they tell you to do to help strengthen the bladder muscles. Now, this thing is being marketed to help strengthen pube muscles for orgasms.

Let me tell you sisters something. If you want good orgasms play with your own tail. I seriously mean that. Explore your own body, play with the equipment, get a dildo. This instrument of torture looks as if it would hurt your delicate flesh and pinch you all up inside, and while that might be an erotic thought, this does not look pleasant at all. Dang!

Monday, October 8, 2007

AND THE KARMA JUST KEEPS ON CUMMING!












While my brother was visiting me this came across the program I was watching, news of an Oral Roberts scandal. Dang, and it's juicy too!

Scandal brewing at Oral Roberts University
TULSA (AP) — Twenty years ago, televangelist Oral Roberts said he was reading a spy novel when God appeared to him and told him to raise $8 million for Roberts' university, or else he would be "called home."

Now, his son, Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts, says God is speaking again, telling him to deny lurid allegations in a lawsuit that threatens to engulf this 44-year-old Bible Belt college in scandal.

Richard Roberts is accused of illegal involvement in a local political campaign and lavish spending at donors' expense, including numerous home remodeling projects, use of the university jet for his daughter's senior trip to the Bahamas, and a red Mercedes convertible and a Lexus SUV for his wife, Lindsay.

She is accused of dropping tens of thousands of dollars on clothes, awarding non-academic scholarships to friends of her children and sending scores of text messages on university-issued cellphones to people described in the lawsuit as "underage males."

At a chapel service this week on the 5,300-student campus known for its 60-foot-tall bronze sculpture of praying hands, Roberts said God told him: "We live in a litigious society. Anyone can get mad and file a lawsuit against another person whether they have a legitimate case or not. This lawsuit ... is about intimidation, blackmail and extortion."

San Antonio televangelist John Hagee, a member of the ORU board of regents, said the university's executive board "is conducting a full and thorough investigation."

Colleagues fear for the reputation of the university and the future of the Roberts' ministry, which grew from Southern tent revivals to one of the most successful evangelical empires in the country, hauling in tens of millions of dollars in contributions a year. The university reported nearly $76 million in revenue in 2005, according to the IRS.

Oral Roberts is 89 and lives in California. He holds the title of chancellor, but the university describes him as semi-retired, and his son presides over day-to-day operations on the campus, which had a modern, space-age design when it was built in the early 1960s but now looks dated, like Disney's Tomorrowland.

The allegations are contained in a lawsuit filed Tuesday by three former professors. They sued ORU and Roberts, alleging they were wrongfully dismissed after reporting the school's involvement in a local political race.

Richard Roberts, according to the suit, asked a professor in 2005 to use his students and university resources to aid a county commissioner's bid for Tulsa mayor. Such involvement would violate state and federal law because of the university's non-profit status. Up to 50 students are alleged to have worked on the campaign.

The professors also said their dismissals came after they turned over to the board of regents a copy of a report documenting moral and ethical lapses on the part of Roberts and his family. The internal document was prepared by Stephanie Cantese, Richard Roberts' sister-in-law, according to the lawsuit.

An ORU student repairing Cantese's laptop discovered the document and later provided a copy to one of the professors.

It details dozens of alleged instances of misconduct. Among them:

• A longtime maintenance employee was fired so that an underage male friend of Mrs. Roberts could have his position.

• Mrs. Roberts — who is a member of the board of regents and is referred to as ORU's "first lady" on the university's website — frequently had cell-phone bills of more than $800 per month, with hundreds of text messages sent between 1 a.m. to 3 a.m. to "underage males who had been provided phones at university expense."

• The university jet was used to take one daughter and several friends on a senior trip to Orlando, and the Bahamas. The $29,411 trip was billed to the ministry as an "evangelistic function of the president."

• Mrs. Roberts spent more than $39,000 at one Chico's clothing store alone in less than a year, and had other accounts in Texas and California. She also repeatedly said, "As long as I wear it once on TV, we can charge it off." The document cites inconsistencies in clothing purchases and actual usage on TV.

• Mrs. Roberts was given a white Lexus SUV and a red Mercedes convertible by ministry donors.

• University and ministry employees are regularly summoned to the Roberts' home to do the daughters' homework.

• The university and ministry maintain a stable of horses for exclusive use by the Roberts' children.

• The Roberts' home has been remodeled 11 times in the past 14 years.

Tim Brooker, one of the professors who sued, said he fears for the university's survival if certain changes aren't made.

"All over that campus, there are signs up that say, 'And God said, build me a university, build it on my authority, and build it on the Holy Spirit,'" Brooker said. "Unfortunately, ownership has shifted."

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Thursday, October 4, 2007

THE BIGGEST KARMA OF ALL TO DATE:THE GOP






















The wonderful scandals of the gop are so many, so sordid, and so despicable that they make anything republicans accuse the dems of doing look like a child's picnic. Infreakingcredible! My sis used to rail that God never punished the gop for all that they did, and certainly I never thought he would get those bastards, but geeze, just go to the scandal sheet list at Salon, above, and just read that thing. She thinks Kenny Lay didn't get punished enough because he didn't live to get sued by the people that he bankrupted with his fiscal policies at Enron, and she's right. Had he lived they would have been able to sue his estate in an attempt to get their retirement money back, but because the freaking mutt died before they could do so, and before he even spent a day in jail for his antics. But still, being zotted on the spot does count for something. I pray for the people he duped out of their retirement funds because I read some of those stories and it was all too sad.

KARMA'D REALLY BIG TIME:RONNIE RAYGUN

This man was karma'd so badly that it seems a shame to write about it, but I'll get over it. I was so shocked at how many people came out for this man's funeral, it was unbelievable, and what was more unbelievable was the amount of blacks who came out for this man's passing. Let's see, what did Ronnie Raygun's legacy leave us with; crippled air traffic controllers, the invasions of Lebanon and Grenada, welfare queens, and Iran-Contra, from which this country is still reeling all these years later. Mutt. But, that's more than alright cause this m'fer got his while he was still here on earth. Alzheimer's finally caught up with the mutt and Mommy had him as a vegetable for almost ten years. I confess here and now that I wanted nothing more than to see his casket roll down that damn hill and smash at the bottom. But the devil took care of his ass. May he rest in pieces.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

KARMA'D BIG TIME:THE EVANGELICAL RIGHT


















Who would have thought that the entire evangelical right would be karma'd big time? I mean they were the party of God, right? So who could have told that these three men would be able to fool these rightwingers so bad that they would vote these people into office not once, but twice, and that they would start a war that has already spanned five years. Now, I know how they did it, but it has always fascinated me that they got the sheepal to follow along. They drank from the Kool-Ade picture long and deep, only to find it unsweetened. Of course I don't believe that Bush was voted in at all, so I call him NOTPREZNITBUSH.

Monday, September 17, 2007

HOPED FOR KARMA:ANDERSON COOPER

For the last hour, almost without break, Anderson Cooper has been using his 360 in the bashing of O.J. Simpson. Here it is, now into the second hour of a two hour show, and this is still going on. About a half an hour ago they did the ultimate take down of a black man, Jeffrey Toobin and whatever other little black sidekick they had, agreeing that Simpson was guilty and that he was going to get whatever charges they could levy at him, and rightfully so. He was finally going to get his for the murders of his wife and her friend. Then they went on to do a break down of all the money Simpson was earning that they couldn't get at or put a dollar amount on, because, as the man said, none of it was "transparent". Next they went on to tell all the deals he was probably making under the table with his sports memorabilia, and his autograph signings, which everyone knows the athletes do. Oh, they shook O.J. upside down looking for the change in his pockets.

Now, I'm going to admit right here that I am no lover of O.J. Simpson. I don't really care about the man one way the other. He was once one of the greatest to play the game of football, and perhaps all that fame went to his head. Maybe once you taste what it's like to be famous and desired it's hard to get over. I don't really know, and it could be that he has a naturally inflated ego that's making white people scream their fool heads off about the man. They're all over the networks giving O.J. a workout, as we know that this will be the news for the next week. I may not be a fan of O.J., but I hate to see white people get together like a feeding shark frenzy and tear down black men for all the world to see, then turn their stupid asses around and pretend to care about the plight of young black boys while ripping affirmative action prograsms out from under their feet so that they can't attend college and talking about some damn ass boot straps they know we don't have. The parents of ghetto children do not have homes with equity to barrow against for the further education of their children.

It's an unfortunate thing that this has to happen, and worst yet that white folks are getting their hateration on, but they need to stop telling us how much they care, and how much they want to help all the while putting knives in our chests. Then they want to tell us when to and when not to play the race card. Katrina ring any bells, NotPresidentBush? White folks? Oh yes, and Cooper does go to Nawleans, as he tries to pronounce it, to play the reverse card, pretending to keep them honest and play white hero. Well Cooper and crew, CNN, here's hoping that you don't get karma'd for that display of yours tonight, as I understand you have much to be karm'd for should anyone decide to open some of your doors.

KARMIC BLOWBACK:WATCH OUT WHITE FOLKS!

O.K. So we all know that O.J. got arrested. Karma finally got him. But white folks, as usual, are having a field day at O.J.'s expense. Naturally. All the media outlets spent time crowing about his arrest, all speculating on whether or not he will get the time he deserved this time around because he didn't the last time around. White folks, including Nicole Simpson's family, don't think he got his just deserts during that trial, and that for the most O.J. got away with murder, literally. Now of course, the self basting turkey didn't help his cause any with the attempted take back of sports memorabilia he claimed was his. As with anything Simpson does, this was way over the top, and if he thought the people in question had stolen goods why not just report it to the police and let them take care of it? Of course, having the type of relationship with law enforcement that he has, perhaps that's understandable. You can best believe that there were all kinds of reporters making all kinds of gleeful speculations about the outcome of the Juice. But white folks be warned! The Juice has been squeezed out of such situations before and he may again, so watch out that you don't get karmic blow back!

SHOULD BE KARMA'D:DAVID VITTER














NEW ORLEANS — Louisiana Sen. David Vitter apologized again Monday to constituents and friends for his connection to an alleged prostitution ring in Washington, D.C., but said he's been to church and marriage counseling and has received forgiveness from God and his wife.

Vitter added that stories about him visiting a brothel in New Orleans "are not true."

"I want to again offer my deep, sincere apologies to all those I have let down and disappointed with these actions from my past," said the 46-year-old Republican, who lives with his wife, Wendy, and four children in a New Orleans suburb.

Since the time he first admitted to his wife about the dalliances, which he did not detail but claim took place while he was a congressman in the 1990s, Vitter said he has "gotten up every morning committed to trying to live up to the important values we believe in. If continuing to believe in and acknowledge those values causes some to attack me because of my past failings, well, so be it."

"Unfortunately, my admission has encouraged some long-time political enemies and those hoping to profit from the situation to spread falsehoods too, like those New Orleans stories in recent reporting. Those stories are not true," he said.

Of course we know now that these allegations were completely true and that Vitter, unlike Craig, wasn't karma'd enough.

KARMIC DOUBLE DOSE:O.J. SIMPSON












WASHINGTON - Las Vegas police arrested O.J. Simpson yesterday and charged the former football star with six felony counts in connection with an alleged hotel room robbery, placing Simpson in his most serious legal jeopardy since his acquittal on double murder charges in 1995.

Simpson, 60, was arrested yesterday morning, three days after two sports memorabilia dealers told police that Simpson and five other men burst into their room at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino, several of them brandishing guns, and seized various mementos, including several items autographed by the NFL Hall of Famer.

Police charged Simpson with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, and one count each of conspiracy to commit burglary and burglary with a firearm. He was booked last night in the Clark County Detention Center; a judge ordered him held without bail, police said.

At a news conference last night, police said there were no indications that Simpson was carrying a weapon during the alleged robbery, nor was there evidence of physical harm to anyone.

Simpson has repeatedly asserted his innocence in a series of interviews since Thursday, saying that no guns were involved and that he had conducted a "sting operation" to retrieve property that had been taken from him years earlier by a former sports agent.

"I'm O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I'm going to rob somebody and get away with it?" he told the Los Angeles Times in a story published yesterday. "You've got to understand, this ain't somebody going to steal somebody's drugs or something like that. This is somebody going to get his private [belongings] back. That's it. That's not robbery."

Simpson, who lives in South Florida, said he traveled to Las Vegas after an auction house owner, Thomas Riccio, told him that two collectors, Bruce Fromong and Alfred Beardsley, were there selling memorabilia belonging to him. Riccio met Simpson and several other men in the lobby of the hotel and escorted them to the room, according to Simpson's account.

Beardsley later told the celebrity news website TMZ.com that members of Simpson's party entered the room and inquired about buying the suit that Simpson wore on the day in October 1995 when a Los Angeles jury found him not guilty of the murders of his former wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman. After Simpson entered the room, Beardsley said he was directed "at gunpoint" to pack up various items that Simpson said were his.

Among the items were Simpson's Hall of Fame certificate, a picture of the former University of Southern California and Buffalo Bills running back with former FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover, family photos, and a pair of cleats used by former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Joe Montana, police said. The dealers told police the items are worth about $75,000.

However, in an interview Saturday with the Associated Press, Beardsley - who has known Simpson for about 25 years - said he wants the case dropped and that he's "on O.J.'s side."

On Saturday, Las Vegas police arrested Walter Alexander, 46, of Mesa, Ariz., for his alleged role in helping Simpson.

Police said they had recovered two handguns allegedly used in the incident, some of the alleged stolen property, and some of the clothing worn by the suspects.

Las Vegas police are seeking four other men, said Captain James Dillon, who heads the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department's robbery and homicide bureau. Lieutenant Clint Nichols of the department described the men as having "a social relationship" with Simpson, but denied reports that they were off-duty police officers.

Simpson was arrested at his room at the Palms resort and led away in handcuffs. The arrest took place "without incident," said Dillon.

He told the Associated Press on Saturday that he did not call the police to help reclaim the items because he has found the police to be unhelpful ever since the slaying of his former wife and Goldman in June 1994.

KARMA'D:SEN. LARRY CRAIG


Sen. Larry Craig(r) must really feel karma'd these days, especially after declaring former Pres. Bill Clinton to be a bad boy, a bad, bad boy, a naughty boy. Who's naughty now Sen. Craig?
















The stalls in which the sting operation took place is now a tourist attraction.

By Associated Press

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. (AP) - "Where's the bathroom?"

That's the question camera-toting tourists in Minneapolis are asking as they visit the men's room where U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, was arrested in a sex sting.

"It's become a tourist attraction," said Karen Evans, information specialist at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. "People are taking pictures."

Craig was arrested June 11 by a Minneapolis airport police officer. The Idaho Republican pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

Craig has since said his guilty plea was a mistake. His request to withdraw the guilty plea will be heard Sept. 26, just four days before he has said he will step down from his Senate seat.

Craig's arrest came to light Aug. 27, and Evans said the airport has since been giving directions to the men's room near a central food court and shopping area.

Just 15 minutes into her shift at the airport on Friday, Evans said she had been asked directions to the new tourist attraction four times. Other airport workers field the same question.

"It's by the Lottery shop, right next to the shoeshine shop," said newsstand worker Abdalla Said, adding he gets the question daily.

At the Royal Zino Shoeshine shop, the owner's grandson, Royal Zino, said he might have been working the day Craig was arrested.

"I might've actually been here. Me and my buddy were watching them doing a sting," he told the Idaho Statesman.

The newspaper published a detailed map of the airport in its Sunday edition locating the restroom, about midway between Craig's 11:51 arrival gate and 1:25 p.m. departure gate.

Zino said he gets to watch tourists now.

"People have been going inside, taking pictures of the stall, taking pictures outside the bathroom door - man, it's been crazy," he said.

On their way to Guatemala, Jon and Sally Westby of Minneapolis made a visit to the new tourist attraction.

"We had to just stop and check out the bathroom," Sally said. "In fact, it's Jon's second time - he was here last week already."

"I checked it out," Jon said. "It's the second stall from the right."

KARMA'D















This is a little section of The TerrorCheeze Blog I'll call Karma'd. By that I mean those politicians, rethugs only, who have been karma'd, that is they have all committed sins which have been found out after having claimed to be aspirants to saint hood. This list may work backwards because I'm kinda late with this section, but I hope it's fun for all.

First up in Karma'd is the late great Atty. Gen. Alberto Gonzalez, otherwise known to TerrorCheesze as Schultzie I know nothing, nothing, as in Sgt. Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. Just as Schultzie always claimed to know nothing, so did Gonzalez, who sat for weeks in front of congressional hearings on whether or not the DOJ had be politicized, saying that he didn't know anything or couldn't remember. The investigation was over the fact that nine attorney generals seemed to have been fired in a political move to make room for attorneys who were more in line with what the White House wanted, such as loyal Bushies.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

WHO'S A FREAKIN' WOMAN?

I finally had to write somewhere that white people trip me the hell on out. Once again some blogger has written a piece asking is Hillary Clinton woman enough, feminine enough, and this shit just galls me. I don't recall whether or not any one questioned the femininity of Shirley Chisholm, the first black congresswoman, or anything else about her for that matter. I was astounded and delighted when she ran, and to this day, I still am. Ms. Chisholm was an amazing woman, well educated sister, way ahead of her time. It has taken these thirty-five years for another woman to run for president, and it seems that all they can do is question the warmth of her personality and whether or not she is feminine enough. Mind you, they didn't ask that strange ass Bush if he was intelligent enough, which we all knew he wasn't, but they have the balls to ask is Hillary feminine enough, is she warm and fuzzy enough, can she bake cookies, tuck us in?

Is this crazy or what? If I find that we have elected Hillary and she's baking cookies, I'm going to call for impeachment. I'm not voting for a president based on his or hers home economic skills, whether they can tuck me in, give me a cookie, and read me a bed time story. I'm voting for the person I think best suited to put an end to the war in Iraq; address the illegals in this country, even though I might not agree with the means; I would like to see reparations put on the table; education and the broken ass no child left behind needs to be addressed; as well as the unemployment rate among blacks and low income whites. I want to know that the person I'm voting for has the ability to bring this country back to the right place, a place where there is no war; where we don't think the terrorists come from Iraq, but know they come from Pakistan and are lead by Osama bin Laden, and that we are going to go after him tooth and nail; that person knows that we created the terrorists in Iraq, there were no wmds, and we are not fighting to keep our precious freedoms as Iraq never posed a threat to us.

We never ask a man is he man enough, we just consider he has enough balls because he ran, that's all. In the case of Bush we should have been more scared than we were because this man had turned out to be an idiot. This man has taken this country where it never wanted to go and nowhere at all at the same time. This war of his has been on the national scene for the last five years, and I can't truly see whee we have accomplished anything else beyond giving all our jobs to China and India. Had Kerry become president as he should have this world would be entirely different now. Hindsight. Unfortunately, I think that this war will perhaps prevent the next president from accomplishing all that they could because of having to deal with the mess Bush will leave behind.

As for Hillary not being woman enough? White people, once blacks had been freed as slaves once painted us with a tar brush, calling us all the soul searing names they could think of. Now, they're painting Hillary with the unwomanly brush, not feminine enough. Maybe Hillary will make it where Shirley didn't, and as far as I'm concerned, Hillary is more than enough woman, and in some rarefied air.

My bad! Carol Mosely Braun ran for president in 2003. You go girl!

Oh, I did check and my response to Peggy Drexler's Where Have All the Good Girls Gone? did go up here. I am Jazzylady26.

WHAT DOES THE TWEETY BIRD KNOW?


What the hell does this fool know and why the hell is he droning on and on about who Ophra endorses as president? What does it matter to him who she endorses
as, especially since she has a viable black candidate to endorse. Am I a fan of the O? No, not particularly, but damn, this is still Amerca, as the Bush says, and we still free, ain't we? Well then, who the hell is Tweety "I loves the smell of an Aqua Velva man" Matthews to tell the O who she can and cannot endorse? It's her endorsement to give to whom ever she pleases and she gives it to Obama. Am I an Obama mama? No, but my reasons for not being one are simple. It's just a matter of experience. I just wish the man had stayed in the senate a while longer, gotten more experience than he currently has. Otherewise he would have my vote in a minute. As for Chris Matthews, he is nothing more than another fool white male pundit, outraged that a black woman had the nerve, the gall, to throw her support behind, hush your mouth, a black man! I mean, how dare she, hush your mouth, throw her fame and support behind a black man! I hate to reiterate, Tweety, this is still a free country, and blacks have the right to give their support to any candidate they wish, from a lowly blogger such as Terrorcheeze, to one on high, such as Ophra Winfrey. When it is not a free country anymore, such as the Bush tried to make it, then I'm sure you will be the first to run through the streets shouting, "Ya'll not free no more Negroes, back to the plantation, dammit!"

Thursday, August 30, 2007

HOUND DOG FRED MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT...SORT OF


Fred Thompson, that sad hound dog look alike, has announced that he will announce, next week. This is a man who has been running as a presidential candidate almost since the beginning of the year without declaring his candidacy, has finally decided to announce that he is now a candidate, get that? This is the man Chris Mathews, also known as Tweety, slobbered over as a big daddy type candidate of old, because Chris is in need of a daddy figure. Don't ask me, I don't know why that man says those things! Now, can you imagine Hound Dog Fred in the house with his wife Jeri "Boobalicious Babe Thompson, and the little pound puppies in the White House? You've got a better imagination than I have, let me tell you.

Well, I'm going to be friend to the Mrs. Right here, and right now, I am going to tell Boobalicious something, and I have every right to, because you see, I too, am a boobalicious babe. Unfortunately, I don't look anything like Jeri, but I do have the puppies, and mine are au natural. I come by mine through mother nature, and not through doctor suture. Don't get me wrong, for all I know, hers might be natural too, but really, come on, we all know white girls ain't got it like that. Boobalicious, you need to cover those bad boys up girl. Peeps will not have you running around da House all exposed like that, girlfriend. Oh, and do wear a bra honey, they do have them in our size. And that mumu thing you wear? Please, ditch that rag girl, don't you have any Anne Klein Donna Karan, or any of the designers in your closet? No, no, not Fredrick's of Hollywood, dear, you must only wear that on the night you give Fred some, wink, wink. Yes, I know you've got two puppies in the kennel, but really, you must still do your wifely duties, and while I know it's an onerous task, you really must remember your republican duties as a wife and act accordingly. A trip to New York and the houses of fashion there is in order, and please, no side trips to Kmart, and definitely no blue light specials. And dayum, girlfriend, please burn that dress if you already haven't. Does she look like the fish wife or what?



THE LEAVING OF KARL ROVE OR: GOOD RIDDANCE CHUCKIE!








This is Chuckie Rove's last week at work and what a relief that is. For now. We know that like the Chuckie doll of the movies, this very ugly man will return to wreak havoc, as witness one of his first statements after the announcement; Hillary Clinton is fatally flawed. Now just what on earth could that have meant? You can bet one thing, it just meant that like the Chuckie doll, Karl Rove, the architect of the downfall of America will be back. Like his pals, the swiftboaters, his plan is to run the country side, darting around and swiftboating democrats, but this time Hillary might have something waiting for his ass. Hopefully the dems will find a way to put this piece of vermin down and keep him down. Hope they fumigate the White House after his stank tail is gone.