Tuesday, October 9, 2007

PLAY WITH YOUR OWN DAMN TAIL!

OK. I came across this crazy device while looking up information on the teacher who did a innocuous video of some sort for which she was suspended. All of a sudden I see this ad for the Kegel Master. Kegel exercises are what they tell you to do to help strengthen the bladder muscles. Now, this thing is being marketed to help strengthen pube muscles for orgasms.

Let me tell you sisters something. If you want good orgasms play with your own tail. I seriously mean that. Explore your own body, play with the equipment, get a dildo. This instrument of torture looks as if it would hurt your delicate flesh and pinch you all up inside, and while that might be an erotic thought, this does not look pleasant at all. Dang!

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